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Police probe Baby P text messages and websites

The Metropolitan Police is warning ISPs and site operators to abide by reporting restrictions surrounding the case

Sony Vaio TT slim'n'light laptop

Review Small form-factor, hefty price tag

Reg Hardware 21 Nov 13:02

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Competition The season's hottest handset could be yours

Reg Hardware 21 Nov 13:00

NASA orbiter reveals buried Martian glaciers

Vast water ice sheets under rocky debris

Space 21 Nov 12:50

Vote now for your top net neologism

Reader poll Asshats, f*cktards and lusers - your time has come

Bootnotes 21 Nov 12:33

London Hospital back online after computer virus shutdown

On the mend

Anti-Virus 21 Nov 12:32

The GUI that almost conquered the pocket

Farewell then, UIQ

Mobile 21 Nov 12:09

paypalPhisher-besieged PayPal sends users faux log-in page

Error.com's missed opportunity

GoogleGoogle - the world's first firewalled monopoly

Antitrust 2.0 Pricing power goes virtual

Collaboration: A dirty word, still, for some

Mini Poll So what do you think about all this social software malarkey?

Optimisation 21 Nov 12:02

BOFH: The unwanted software compo

Episode 38 Anything for booze

BOFH 21 Nov 11:52

Promoter hunts stars for McKinnon benefit gig

Updated Rock against extradition

Law 21 Nov 11:27

Verizon suspends staff for ogling Obama's phone bill

Verizon staff caught snooping

Mobile 21 Nov 11:17

Apple updates iPhone firmware

Google Street view cometh

Reg Hardware 21 Nov 11:14

PM quizzed over McKinnon extradition

Brown supports repatriation, in principle

Law 21 Nov 10:55

Nokia goes to tinsel town

Hoping to make it big in the flicks

Mobile 21 Nov 10:43

Brocade results are solid as a rock

A couple of blips

Storage 21 Nov 10:31

Law firm argues links to its website abuse its trademarks

Jones Day wrestles BlockShopper.com

Small Biz 21 Nov 10:26

HP breaks Japanese excessive packaging record

Still destroying the planet, one big box at a time

Bootnotes 21 Nov 09:58

Dassault to build aerospace-factory Sims

Gaming engines to model complex aviation projects

Applications 21 Nov 09:53

Government still losing at least a computer a week

Don't care, won't care

Government 21 Nov 09:18

Group Test: Blu-ray Disc players

Round-up Fuel for your HD TV

Reg Hardware 21 Nov 09:02

Spammers look east after McColo shutdown

Analysis Zombie networks likely to resurface in two weeks

Crime 21 Nov 07:02

San Francisco enters Agassi's electric car dream

'Just do what Shai tells us to do'

Public Sector 21 Nov 01:31

Does it feel good when I twist your circuits?

Now it does!

Science 21 Nov 01:29

Company sues Facebook over somethingorother

Unified, horizontal system for communications...bitch!

Law 20 Nov 23:44

Dell profits take (small) hit in Q3

Cost cutting saves the day

Financial News 20 Nov 23:41

Regulators back Bell Canada choking indie ISP traffic

Rented tubes should still be clear tubes

Telecoms 20 Nov 22:15

SGI shows off Molecule concept machine

SC08 A dense cluster of Intel Atoms

Servers 20 Nov 22:05

Microsoft's Internet Explorer 8 planned for 2009

Third beta, then release

Applications 20 Nov 21:34

eHarmony settles over same-sex dating

All's fair in love and court

Bootnotes 20 Nov 20:12

Agilistas are to architects as Neo is to...

QCon 2009 This is not The Matrix. But it is

Developer 20 Nov 19:13

Hitachi GST spots oyster, seeks HDD pearls

Comment Storage doesn't have to spin

Storage 20 Nov 18:58

SGI preps supers for future Intel chips

SC08 To Itanium or not to Itanium

Servers 20 Nov 18:40

Sun adds Query Analyzer to MySQL

In brief Subscription service customers only

Developer 20 Nov 18:06

Gamers voice NXE woes

RRoD, frozen consoles and missing avatars mentioned

Reg Hardware 20 Nov 18:02

Heidemarie 'Toolbag' Piper set for second spacewalk

While ISS crew hunt missing spider

Space 20 Nov 16:32

Scots vote out ID cards

MSPs say nae, but move means naething

Government 20 Nov 16:31

Lewis Hamilton mulls riding Virgin

Galactic jaunt for F1 champ?

Space 20 Nov 15:20

UK.gov tells domain industry to get its house in order

Oh no! Here comes the government...

Government 20 Nov 14:52

T-Mobile leaves 300,000 disconnected

Database corruption blamed

Mobile 20 Nov 14:51

How to destroy the music business

Analysis This will only take a second

Music and Media 20 Nov 14:38

US, UK deploy manned unmanned aircraft to save bandwidth

Backseaters still tolerating pilots for now

Government 20 Nov 14:11

US Army bans USB devices to contain worm

Unfriendly fire

Anti-Virus 20 Nov 13:41

Asus Eee PC S101 luxury netbook

Review An Eee to truly challenge thin'n'light laptops

Reg Hardware 20 Nov 09:02

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